This site is equipped with The Konami Code. This does not mean you will be racing around Europe with Tom Hanks or Audrey Tautou (depending which way you tilt) while an albino assassin tries to kill you.
It does, however, mean that if you close this window and type in The Konami Code, interesting things will happen. Check back often; I get bored and change things pretty often.
Oh, The Konami Code is: Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A.
Shame on you for not already knowing that.